Report from R2-D2: SIGNAL REACQUIRED, RETURNING ADMINISTRATIVE CONTROL TO FANGIRL BLOG STAFF
Thanks, Artoo! You’re our hero.
#TeamHondo did not prevail yesterday, but we are happy to report that a last minute “I know you have a heart” stare from Jedi Youngling Katooni resulted in the release of the captured tookas. Hondo scoffed at the matter as a misunderstanding.
“I was simply going to give the mongrels a bath, which is quite dangerous by the way. That will be an extra ten thousand credits.” ~ Hondo
Rest assured Hondo has bigger and better plans in April, so be watching for him. His plans are sure to be very lucrative.
Today’s “This is Madness” showdown is between R2-D2 and C-3PO. Voting one way will result in excited toots and whistles, the other way will end in a speech on the proper protocol for celebrating a March seasonal victory. You choose.
Oh, there is another match-up between some guy – Fett somebody or other – and some other guy. Which is essentially the same match as the bracket below. Looks like the selection committee wanted to make sure the Fetts faced weak competition in the early rounds.
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